'Twas the Day Before Thanksgiving - a Holiday Story


'Twas the day before Thanksgiving
I was running some errands
Much anticipating
a feast with some friends
In the bedding department of Macy's
my last shopping chore
When Ryan got sick
on me and the floor
An in one fail swoop
Despite plans laid so well
Went our entire Thanksgiving
and our new car smell
But in a twinkle of an eye
I saw it so clear
I was surrounded by those
I hold so close and so dear
A reason to give thanks
to celebrate with glee
It was time to pull out
the "fake" Christmas tree
The kids so excited
giving all of their power
until the novelty wore off
in the first half hour
And like the kid's guppy
I now care for myself
I was left to decorate,
Santa's only elf
And Aaron untangling
light after light
A true Griswald Christmas
Surely in sight
Now the house all decorated
lights tree and all
Hoping that Santa
Will soon come to call
3 Comments:
WOW, what can I say? That stinks...literally! I guess you will be carrying barf bags in the car from now on.
I'm impressed with your poetic ability and the speed in which you deal with bodily functions. Your house looks great; a true Martha Stewart.
Great poem. Dave says you have a knack for it. He told me the story about you his speech at graduation.
The tree looks great. Did the kids like their picture ornaments? Hope so. Didn't see them in the pictures.
We have yet to start on the inside. Dave put up some outdoor lights. I picked up some blue ones because he always told me about your blue tree in Aptos. I think it looks nice, just kinda reminds me of Hanukkah. I just need to reprogram my brain.
Oh, Henry only had one Elf outfit. It just looks darker in the Sears pics. Believe me that took too long to make two.
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